Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

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Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby Bloody Useless » Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:34 am

yeah, a wee bit pished atm


logged into funcom, do they even make the game????? i honestly don't know or give a flying sideways fuck!


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Ok so I’m new here and I gotta admit a little pished, so excuse me for braking protocol yadda yadda…

Bought the game and the first thing i notice is that it pauses and gives me audio feedback for 5 secs or so … then i die because something has been munching on me while i’m in the feedback loop!!!
So now I can’t use anything! quick quit and google… ok … so got to use an emocon THEN i can use ■■■■… well fock me! surrender them i can chop the focker with an ax!
Seriously guys… this game is UNPLAYABLE!!!
here are my specs
Windows 10 Pro 64-bit
AMD FX-8320
24.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 803MHz (11-11-11-28)
ASUSTeK Computer INC. M5A78L-M/USB3 (AM3R2)
SE32HY01UK (1920x1080@29Hz)
8192MB ATI Radeon RX 480 Graphics (C.P. Technology)

… it’s not quite a potato … I mean i can play battlefield and hate it or 7D2D and love it!

So C’mon folks get this sorted asap … I mean 7 days played straight outta the box in alpha!!!

oh and who the fock can i get my money off if its still poop ( cause you can’t use sh1t)???

one slightly pished gamer

MR BU!



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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby Merlin » Sun Jun 03, 2018 2:13 am

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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby 910jack » Sun Jun 03, 2018 1:13 pm

i cant use my axe or pickaxe. Nice rant BU. potatoe.
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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby DVDF-QD » Mon Jun 04, 2018 8:59 pm

DDR3 running @ 803MHz looks odd to me, think the lowest stock speed of DDR3 is 1333MHz........ may need to tinker with the settings or make sure you have matched pairs? You have 3 x 8GB sticks? or 2x 8 & 2 x 4? If they are not matched I would dump the (I'm assuming) 2 x 4GB... 16GB would run fine... Also look for updates for your sound/chipset drivers?
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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby Merlin » Fri Jun 08, 2018 9:22 am

Whats the server name? and can I assume the password is still ****
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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby Bloody Useless » Tue Jun 12, 2018 12:10 pm

DVDF-QD wrote:DDR3 running @ 803MHz looks odd to me, think the lowest stock speed of DDR3 is 1333MHz........ may need to tinker with the settings or make sure you have matched pairs? You have 3 x 8GB sticks? or 2x 8 & 2 x 4? If they are not matched I would dump the (I'm assuming) 2 x 4GB... 16GB would run fine... Also look for updates for your sound/chipset drivers?

Waspy found the fix... peculiar to AMD ... all sorted now and plays like a dream! Really excellent game!
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Re: Conan the fucked up wanker who really annoys people

Postby Merlin » Fri Jun 22, 2018 1:34 pm

The fuck!

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