The Shit Joke Thread

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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:04 pm

I bought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday. I know it's not the greatest gift, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it!!
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:04 pm

I can swallow a shoelace and make it come out tied in a bow... I shit you knot.
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:05 pm

The wife said "I bet you can't go a whole day without telling a period joke."
I said "You're on."
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:05 pm

Does anyone know the capital of Vietnam?
It's starting to Hanoi me now.
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:06 pm

I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password

"Have some respect for the dead!" he said

I replied "Is that all lower case?"
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Wed Nov 23, 2016 2:07 pm

Most women would be happy to be woken up on their birthday with breakfast in bed, flowers and 20 minutes of great oral sex! But Oh no! Not my sister!
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby [DVDF]Waspy » Mon Dec 05, 2016 9:10 am

The one who laughs laughs, laughs laughs.
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby [DVDF]Waspy » Mon Dec 05, 2016 3:37 pm

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The one who laughs laughs, laughs laughs.
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Roostah » Fri Dec 09, 2016 1:19 am

I bought my wife some of them nipple tassels to bring a bit of excitement back into our marriage. All they've done is polish her toe nails!!
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Merlin » Fri Dec 09, 2016 2:29 pm

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