The Shit Joke Thread

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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:57 am

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?'
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:57 am

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says, "In the car."
Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:00 am

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched for Ninjas.
The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found"

Well played ninjas...very well played......
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