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by Bloody Useless
Sun Mar 25, 2018 2:10 pm
Forum: Gaming Chat
Topic: 7 days 2 die
Replies: 18
Views: 833

Re: 7 days 2 die

910jack wrote:Not seen this before had me in stitches.


I watched the whole series. If you liked that try watching the Subnautica series!
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:00 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched for Ninjas.
The computer told me "Ninjas cannot be found"

Well played ninjas...very well played......
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.
Paddy says, "Are you on foot or in the car?"
Billy says, "In the car."
Paddy says, "That's the quickest way."
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, 'Not guilty.'
'That's grand!' shouted Reilly. 'Does that mean I can keep the money?'
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the trees in the road. Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging ...
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope: "DO NOT BEND ".
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up.
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Paddy & Mick find three grenades, so they decide to take them to a police station.
Mick: "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll lie and say we only found two."
by Bloody Useless
Sat Mar 17, 2018 10:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shit Joke Thread
Replies: 102
Views: 24836

Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Paddy's in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.
"What the hell you doing?" he asks.
"Hanging myself", Paddy replies.
"It should be around your neck" , says the Guard.
"I know", says Paddy, "but I couldn't breathe."

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