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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Merlin » Wed Aug 09, 2017 7:41 pm

Diane Abbott eat your heart out
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby [DVDF]Waspy » Sun Aug 13, 2017 10:45 am

Merlin wrote:Diane Abbott eat your heart out


:uglylaff: wow how do these people get into power?
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:44 pm

Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Eight dots.
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Sat Oct 07, 2017 5:45 pm

Tech support: 'Okay Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager.'
Customer: I don't have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: 'P'.....on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
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Re: The Shit Joke Thread

Postby Bloody Useless » Tue Oct 10, 2017 2:59 pm

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken
Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken
Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, '.... and so Chicken Little
went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!'
The teacher paused then asked the class, 'And what do you think that
farmer said?'
One little girl raised her hand and said, 'I think he said:
'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!''
The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes

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